…but I’ve been sucked in by all the other people doing it (too many to mention!). This one’s waaay longer than the last one, so if you have even a vague urge to go to the toilet, I suggest you do so now.
Better? Good. On with the show!
Firsts
First best friend: Emma, in year 5.
First car: 1988 Nissan Pulsar - I got rid of it a couple of months ago!
First real kiss: When I was 19… I’m a late starter!
First break-up: When I was 20. It wasn’t so bad, since we still saw each other afterwards.
First screen name: I can’t remember.
First self purchased album: Roxette’s ‘Look Sharp!’
First funeral: My grandma’s in 1987.
First pets: Cat - William Wordsworth.
First piercing/tattoo: Piercing, Christmas Eve 1985. I don’t have a tattoo, but I have thought about getting one. I doubt it will happen though!
First credit card: The same one I have now.
First true love: M.
First enemy: The bitch in primary school who terrorised me for 4 years.
First big trip: To Europe and the UK with my family when I was 12. I turned 13 in London.
First music you remember hearing in your house: I have no idea! Probably Sesame Street or Playschool 
Lasts
Last cigarette: I’ve never smoked.
Last car ride: To work this morning.
Last kiss: M in the shower today.
Last good cry: I can’t remember! I don’t cry very often.
Last library book checked out: Several books about Auslan (Australian Sign Language) for my assignment.
Last book bought: “Guess How Much I Love You” by Sam McBratney.
Last movie seen in cinema: Spiderman 2.
Last beverage drunk: Tea.
Last food consumed: A hot dog for lunch… yum.
Last crush: M.
Last phone call: Last night - M rang while he was out.
Last time showered: This morning.
Last shoes worn: The evil shoes with the stone problem.
Last item bought: A hot dog.
Last annoyance: People at work talking incessantly about crap.
Last time wanting to die: Never seriously.
Last time scolded: Never, I’m a good girl 
Relationships
who are your best friends? M, a uni friend and a blog friend who I later met.
do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No - I’m sure M is happy to hear that
Fashion Stuff
where is your favorite place to shop? I hate buying clothes. But the clearance shops on Glen Osmond Rd are pretty good!
Specifics
do you do drugs? No.
what kind of shampoo do you use? Pantene.
what are you most scared of? Moths and cockroaches… ewwww.
what are you listening to right now? The sound of two noisy computer fans.
where do you want to get married? Already got married… here.
how many buddies are online right now? None.
what would you change about yourself? I wish I were more easygoing.
Favourites
color: Blue/purple.
food: Cheese, Mexican, Indian.
boys’ names: Not sure.
girls’ names: Also not sure! There aren’t many names I really like.
subjects in school: Maths, French.
animals: Cats and tigers.
sports: Volleyball, cricket, tennis.
perfume: Calvin Klein ‘Eternity’.
cologne: Boss In Motion.
Have You Ever
given anyone a bath? No.
smoked? No.
bungee jumped? Hell no!
made yourself throw up? Only once, to get out of going to school.
skinny dipped? Sort of - I was too wary to leave everything on the beach
been in love? Yes.
made yourself cry to get out of trouble? I don’t think so.
pictured your crush naked? Well, duh!
actually seen your crush naked? Yes
cried when someone died? Of course - my heart’s not made of stone.
lied? Yes.
fallen for your best friend? No.
been rejected? Of course.
rejected someone? Yes.
used someone? No.
done something you regret? Of course.
Current
clothes: Since I just got home from work, I’ve changed into my ‘dags’, ie clothes that aren’t suitable for wearing anywhere except home - tracksuit pants and a fuzzy top.
music: None.
make-up: None.
annoyance: My stupid template - I’m sick of finding stuff that doesn’t work!
smell: Calvin Klein ‘Eternity’
favourite Artist, Painter or Musician? Freddie Mercury wrote some great music - I enjoy playing it on the piano.
desktop picture:
CD in player: It’s empty.
dvd in player: Also empty!
color of toenails: The same colour I was born with
Last Person
you touched: M.
hugged: M.
you IMed: My mum.
you kissed: M.
Are You
understanding: I try to be.
open-minded: Yes.
arrogant: No.
insecure: Very.
interesting: Ummm… I don’t think so!
hungry: Not right now.
smart: Sometimes I have flashes of inspiration
moody: Sometimes
hardworking: Yes.
organised: I have good days and bad days!
healthy: I’d like to say yes, but eating cake for breakfast does not a healthy person make!
shy: Painfully.
attractive: Not particularly.
bored easily: Yes.
responsible: Yes.
obsessed: No.
angry: No.
sad: Mostly no.
disappointed: No.
happy: I think so
hyper: No!
trusting: Not any more.
talkative: No
legal: Yes… both age-wise and activity-wise.
Who Do You Wanna
kill: Noone - I don’t hate anyone enough that going to jail for killing them would be worthwhile.
slap: Heh… better not say
get high with: Noone.
look like: Noone in particular.
talk to offline: M.
talk to online: I don’t mind!
Which is Better?
coke or pepsi: Full strength - Coke. Diet - Pepsi.
flowers or candy: Candy - I’ve got a sweet tooth.
tall or short: Tall - being short can be a pain.
Random
in the morning I am: Tired!
all I need are: Aloe vera tissues at the moment. Damn nose.
love is: A good excuse to do irrational things.
I dream about: Trying to run but not being able to get anywhere.
what do you notice first: Smile.
last person you danced with: I don’t think I’ve ever really danced with anyone.
worst question to ask: “Can I ask you something?” In my experience, the followup to this question has always been bad.
who makes you laugh the most: M.
who makes you smile: M.
who gives you a funny feeling when you see them: M.
who do you have a crush on: M (see a pattern?).
who has a crush on you: Hopefully M!
Do You Ever
sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone to IM you: No!
wish you were a member of the opposite sex: No way.
wish you were younger: No, being younger sucked, there’s no way I’d want to do it again.
Number Of
times I have had my heart broken: None.
of hearts I have broken: Two.
of guys I’ve kissed: I’m not sure.
of girls I’ve kissed: None.
continents I have lived in: One.
of tight friends: Only a couple.
of CDs I own: Several.
of scars on body: A few here and there, and one above my eyebrow from when I fell on the corner of the heater when I was 3.
If you got this far, then I’m impressed! Unless you just scrolled to the bottom and read this, in which case I’m not impressed at all 
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My nose was completely blocked, and I couldn’t breathe through it at all. I was dying to have an enormous sniiiiiffff (yes I know that sounds disgusting), since blowing my nose didn’t seem to do any good, but I was at work, and it would not have been pleasant for the people around me (not that that puts other people off doing disgusting things).