I was looking for free applications for my PDA the other day, when I came across this:

It’s called Nuts, and it’s a program to keep track of your sexual partners. Not only can you record the date and time of your trysts, but you can specify where it occurred, give the experience an overall rating and record whether or not you had safe sex. It’s also possible to have records for multiple partners.

Am I the only one who thinks that this just seems a bit wrong somehow? I’ve never heard of anyone recording all the details of every sexual experience they’ve had, and I’m a bit lost as to why exactly you would want to. Maybe I’m just missing something really obvious to everyone else - I have been known to be a bit naïve about these sorts of things. And how many partners does the developer think that users of this program are going to have? Unless you want to use it for ‘business purposes’, in which case it may make a bit more sense.

But, really, nothing says ‘clinical’ and ‘nerdy’ at the same time quite like rolling over to your bedside table and pulling out your PDA to record all the details after you’ve had sex. And you wouldn’t want them to catch you selecting their name from the drop-down list of partners, either.