Why is it that so many ‘artists’ these days say wi’ju instead of ‘with you’ in their lyrics? Is that the latest cool way of talking? Or is that the way they think it’s said?

My car had to go to be fixed (again) yesterday, and I got a loan car for the day - a Ford Focus. What a crappy, gutless piece of rubbish. I was looking forward to getting my baby back. I was sitting up so high, it felt like I was perched on the seat, and the clutch was about a foot off the floor. And if you want a car with acceleration, don’t get this one. I was crossing an intersection, and the lights were amber, and the person in front of me was dawdling along, so I had to get out of there quickly. I pulled into the lane next to me and floored it, but I don’t think I increased my speed. That was the frustration I had with my Pulsar - you floor it and nothing happens. When I got my car back at the end of the day, I went to change into first, and the clutch just felt so hard to push in, I was wondering whether it was always like that. It didn’t take me long to get used to the pedals in the crappy Focus. But I’m used to my pedals again, and I still love my car even though the dodgy mechanics couldn’t fix the problem. Idiots.