I’m really pissed. M and I had Christmas drinks with the neighbours at 8:00 tonight, and initially we were planning on staying around an hour and a half, but we ended up staying until 1:00. If I’d finished the rest of my wine I would have thrown up. I had an excellent night though. I just used M’s alcohol test thingy, and I blew 0.16, which is over twice the legal limit here. Hee hee.

It was a great night. Another neighbour from across the street came as well, and I think we all got thoroughly drunk. She was telling us lots of stories about the people in our street, and honestly - if you paid me I couldn’t tell you what she told us. Something about some guy who was one of three Keiths in our street, and who ended up buying a house. The end. Huh? I don’t know, but it was funny at the time. Fuck, anything’s funny when you’re that drunk.

Anyway, I still haven’t finished wrapping presents, so I’d better do that before I go to bed. They are going to look extremely dodgy, but whatever.

Merry Christmas everybody!