I’m still here, I was just taking a bit of a blog break. And rather than just write crap when I don’t really have anything to say, as is my usual wont, I thought I’d just wait until something came up to blog about. Not that anything has, but I saw that a couple of people have been asking if I’m ok, so I thought I’d check in and say that everything’s fine! Thankyou for asking :)

I got stuck behind the slowest driver in the world yesterday when I was coming home from work. Geez - use some gas! And he was driving with one hand on the top of the wheel, and his free arm hanging outside the window, resting downwards on the outside of the door. People who drive in this configuration are tossers. You don’t look cool. If you’re reading this and are thinking ‘hey, I do that!’, then I’m sorry to be the one to break it to you, but you’re a tosser. Despite it being illegal (here at least) to have any part of you outside the vehicle, and quite dangerous (for you - see? Don’t tell me I don’t look out for you) in the event of an accident, it just makes you look like a tool. Especially when you’re driving a piece of junk that doesn’t have a hope in hell of looking cool. Besides, if you’re driving a cool car, why ruin the sexy lines by draping a hairy arm over it? Ugh. All body parts inside the car at all times, please.