I really hate it when people just sit there sniffing. I want to say to them, ‘Get a $@!!#$@ tissue!’ Today I was one of those people sitting there sniffing :( My nose was completely blocked, and I couldn’t breathe through it at all. I was dying to have an enormous sniiiiiffff (yes I know that sounds disgusting), since blowing my nose didn’t seem to do any good, but I was at work, and it would not have been pleasant for the people around me (not that that puts other people off doing disgusting things).

So I was surreptitiously trying to have little sniffs here and there, hoping that I’d be able to breathe properly again. It didn’t work, and so I was counting down the minutes until I could leave, and finally be in the cocoon of my car where noone would hear me in my full, unattractive glory.

And how sweet it was.