I’ve decided to write about something that I’ve been wondering on and off for a while now. I think I feel comfortable enough with you all to pose this question, but if you’re new to this site, or don’t really want to know the sort of things I think about, then maybe you’d better stop reading this post now…

OK, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Has it ever happened to you that you’ll be peeing, and then think “hey, this is going on a lot longer than I thought it was going to - I wish I’d thought of timing it!”? This has happened to me a few times now. I mean, it’s not like I think I’m going to set a new record or anything, I’d just be interested to know how long it was.

I think I’ve revealed too much of myself today.